Wishes.

You know how people always wish for the same 3 things in life if God ( if there ever was one) had been having a jolly good day and decided on a whim to dispense one wish for every human being on Earth.

Fame, Beauty, Money.

If I ever had one wish, I would wish for more tolerance.

Its a very handy thing to have around with, if you come to think about it.

Tolerance wouldn't make you throw a white hot iron at your fat demanding boss; or do something equally anti-social that will have your face splatted across the daily broadsheet with a circulation of half the nation when he puts you on the most vicious tax code in existance.

Tolerance would keep you cool, zen and calm when the a roaring bus splashes you from head to toe on a rainy day while you are crossing the road after school having just recieved a big fat zero on a term paper. Particularly cool.

And when catch your boyfren dining with the school scat at the particular restaurant he had absolutely refused to bring you to even though it had been your birthday, with tolerance you could calmly walk over, pour wine all over his head, and wave your little finger at the bitch and say " He's yours. But hardly worth it though isn't it?" In the exact way you have practiced over the years after an unfortunate string of unfaithful bastard boyfriends when you hadn't got a chance to.

And most importantly.

Tolerance would ensure your diet works to a T. Instant Fat-Loss Solution! You would never ever be fat again.

So you see. Tolerance in most ways, makes the world go round.

To me at any rate.

And when the beautiful people get what they want, and realise half the population all wished the very same wish as theirs and start scratching each others' eyes out, while the rich billionaires create a financial cyclone with a very unbalanced economy and fame runs its way into the ground with too much A-listers around,


You can't just seat back, relax, and watch it all.